We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories
In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…
Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself
Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…
Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force
The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know
The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism
Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace
All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time
In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life