Looks Can Be Deceiving, by Chris Gaither

AI Is an Adverb Because No One Can Remember How We Got Things Done Before AI

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

You’re Never Ready to Have Children or to Assume Command

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

Our Fear That AI Will Kill Us Comes From the Truth That We Would Never Die for It, and If It’s as Smart as It’s Cracked Up to Be, Surely It Knows This

One difference between God and A… Is that God tests our faith Because He has faith in us Whereas AI tests our patience Because it is supposed to make lif…

Pure Nonsense

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

“Our discovery engine will recommend the content we think you’ll care most about”

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

Let’s Start at the Beginning

Post-Enlightenment Secular Mater… Terminated in the pandemic lockdow… You could say The End of History Came after all

If One Deadly Sin Is Enough to Kill You, Isn’t That Incentive to Try All Seven?

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

What Does Hamas Want?

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

Parenting

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

The Only Constant Is Fear of Change

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…

Better to Lack Forgiveness Than to Bask in Permission

My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking

My New Motto: Be Repaired

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

“This is the day your life will surely change” – The The

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

Every Ending Is a New Beginning

The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in

“Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you”

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

Chris Gaither

Looks Can Be Deceiving

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