I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…