Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances
Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack
The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity
I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
You always hear that technology is neutral but AI is like people in that its neutrality is mere obfuscation
