I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me