The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
One of my favorite Peloton instru… Said the following: “You don’t get stronger during the… You get stronger when you recover” By workout I take him to mean
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death
We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is
If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it
They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand
