It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?

Nothing is Risk-free Except hell

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good