Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire
Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
