When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…