When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal