The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

If God is good Then why are people so often evil? It might help if you think of it l… Just as we can all access The light side of the Force

It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life