God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…

Life isn’t perfect Because God’s love is

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl