Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe
It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers
History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…
My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
