When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…