War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need

When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short

Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is

Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…