This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

One interpretation holds that the… And the Tree of Knowledge of Goo… Are one and the same tree Which makes sense to me Since when Adam and Eve decided t…

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While

God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner