We all know what time it is– It’s time to get to work Unless it’s Shabbos Which is timeless Making Shabbos the whole
He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder
The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
We disparage lip service But it is the first step Towards actual service Because self-service is our unspok… What starts as lip service and liv…
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
Beliefs and behavior are the real… One leads to another And we have no idea How it all started Our name for that lacuna is God
People are afraid of change so they change with the times
Jews are great at sales But we don’t proselytize Because the one thing Jews are so… God’s Torah– Is not for sale
When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
