When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution

It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

Meaning is inherent to language And language is inherent to human… So, meaning is inherent to us huma… What does this mean? That’s open to interpretation

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries