Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them

There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary