You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only

We already had the unconscious– A vast mechanism to shield us from… And it is so vast Because we are so very wrong But now, with the internet