It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying