It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse
I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know
The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
