Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness
Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither
It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…
Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past
Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
