The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game

When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to

If God is good Then why are people so often evil? It might help if you think of it l… Just as we can all access The light side of the Force

It’s not for me to judge What is it? Me And I’ve gotta be me So, free will consists of

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

My whole life, I thought I’d done… Duly deputized by the law of the l… As enforced by the superego, for w… But due to unforeseen circumstance… When instead of always being due f…

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort