When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
We are not material beings; We are embodied spiritual beings Language is how the spirit moves u… As in moves our bodies– Especially when words are set to m…
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming
I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing
I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
