At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks

There Is Always Room For

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do