Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school
Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but
I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal
Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you
