When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said

The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…

Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…

In Rodin’s famous sculpture The Thinker The subject, deep in thought Rests his chin on the back of his… There are memes on the internet in…

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

One thing I could do Was need control

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

I will gladly suffer fools for love

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition