All dressed down with nowhere to go
As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest
Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must
If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God
