What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type
In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone
The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands
Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it
I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…