What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

The AI arms race will be won By a people who learn how to bend… To the will of the people This can only be done by a people Who have learned (and remembered)…

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother