I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

All dressed down with nowhere to go

In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words

The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about