I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question

All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done