The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

“A voice called out in the wildern… Clearing the way of the Lord Straightening a road in the desert For our God” Listen closely–

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often