Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them
Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery
You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice
In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…
A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell
