An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns

According to AI Sartre’s concept of nausea describ… “The feeling of dread that arises when someone perceives inanimate o… as encroaching on their sense of s…

In all my dreams of flying my life has come

The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…

You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say