When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

Love may never win but love always ties

Adolescents are testing the world By way of their parents– Will it, will they Give them what they need Or

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny