In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found
Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere
They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
