My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize
It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor
The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so
In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
