Man Does Not Live on Oodles of Noodles Alone, but Woe Is He Who Also Lives on Oodles of Flapdoodles
Domination is feudal
But resistance seems futile
And lo, we canoodle
With the large standard poodle
We all know as boodle
Which is how we turn brutal
Yet there’s One dipsy-doodle
So, resist and say toodles
To the whole kit and caboodle
And trust me, it ain’t found on Google;
Let’s look for the answer over a nice dish of kugel
