God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…

In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

The fox is in both henhouses– Yours and your neighbor’s– Because the roosters standing guar… Have turned on one another Plucking each other’s eyes out

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know