This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death