By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time
In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,
Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it
Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains
