Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
In his capstone work Freud, with pessimistic pith Said it all in his title: Civilization and Its Discontents At the risk of saying less by addi…
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
You may only break the rules of S… In order to save a life Because Shabbos saves your life
As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom
Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize
You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift
