God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:
The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words
Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust
It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score
I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
