The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...

You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene