The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

Nobody wants to feel left out And we’ll do anything to stay in Which is why most people have inni… Right by their guts Because trusting your gut

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing