If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
