When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle