Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely

I will gladly suffer fools for love

My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement