The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack