When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…

Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity