Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift
There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job
We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em
