Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

Yes, I am most afraid of losing c… But you can’t lose what you don’t… So, I’m afraid of nothing Which is how you die alone The only way to live together

God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business