First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come