At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely
Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…
What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them