Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer
I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means
The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell
History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly
People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway
The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to
The three-body problem For example, the motion of the Mo… As disturbed by the Sun Is insoluble As in unpredictable
Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle
I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
