Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by