There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job
Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
God is the world’s only super-bower
There Is Always Room For
The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn
It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought
Six days of innovation One day of relaxation I guarantee: Creation!
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
