It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to