Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
The fear of God is hard to define… Like many things You know it when you see it Which is whenever you witness some… Summon the courage to do what must…
The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other
Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt
If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask
I changed My mind By following My heart
Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
