Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost

The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection