The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

A snowflake is a raindrop With a pattern that has crystalliz… And we are seeing patterns all aro… Because hell is finally freezing o…

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…