In a twist in hell there are no consequences

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

When it happens We can’t help but ask What is déjà vu? Since déjà vu destabilizes all of… Which boil down to

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end

Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken